Saturday, 11 August 2012

More Jokes

A Unitarian unicycle comes with a full set of brakes.

A Unitarian cross country cycle race was held. Each cyclist went by a different route and they all stopped before the finishing line because the travel was more important than the arrival.

A Unitarian jazz band decided to play Dixieland music, except they used violins because they wanted to be heterodixie.

A Unitarian organist played all the right notes but not necessarily in the orthodox order.

A Unitarian vegetarian included a little bit of meat in the meal in recognition of where the tradition had come from (in its arian meat origins).

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